Paris Hilton busted for DUI

Paris Hilton, the rich oxygen bandit, was busted for DUI in Hollywood shortly after midnight this morning.
And, just like the Mel Gibson's DUI arrest, the police caught Hilton saying some pretty damaging stuff.

"(hic) I'm rich. (Hic) I'm just driving to (Hic) get some Fresca. (Hic) Hey your kinda cute. (Hic) What do you mean you think I'm a punk. I'm not a (Hic) punk. I'm Paris Hilton. You (Hic) work for me...Oh, DRUNK? (Hic) You think I'm drunk? (Hic) Nah, not me. Yeah, I have one. Let me get my driver's purse out of my license. (Giggles) No, let me get my purse license out of my driver. Ha! That's not right either. That's hot. You know what I hate? People."

OK, She didn't actually say that stuff. I made it up as a joke.

According to The Associated Press, at the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home in her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren from a busy day shooting a video for her new album, Paris, and a charity event where she had one drink, a margarita.
Police said she had minimum blood-alchohol level to warrant an arrest, 0.08.

That may seem hard to believe that she had only one drink and was legally drunk, but she also weighs like 45 pounds, so one drink could pack a wallow. I'm Just Keeding!