FRAUD!!!

Paris Hilton is out of jail. They let her go because of a "medical problem" and she has to serve the rest of her sentence on house arrest.

HOUSE ARREST! ARE YOU *****IN KIDDING ME!

Her house? If it's her house, that's so not cool. She probably has a Nintendo Wii, and a big TV, and a minibar, and a keg-fridge, and servents, and fresh air, and Boo Berry, and friends...all the things JAIL IS MEANT TO KEEP YOU FROM!

Wrong, this is just wrong.