Paris Hilton goes to jail

Paris Hilton's evening started out grand last night as she attended the MTV Movie Awards, and ended with her going to jail.
Now, a lot of you said, 'She's never going to jail,' but you were wrong. Paris is in jail.
And, if I might ad, this is the nicest mug shot I have ever seen. A new standard for those entering the system. Bravo Paris, Bravo!
Of course, the inmates are already complaining. Paris is getting special meals prepared for her to comply with her strict eating habits (place bad joke here), she's in the special wing of prison which once housed O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake, and she got a special escort last night as she entered jail because of the media.
So, who cares? Raise your hand. Not many of you huh?
Well, I think it's funny, and it's about damn time.
So, in honor of Paris' incarceration, here's an oldie but goodie.
Was (Not Was) Hello Dad, I'm in Jail.

Enjoy