Final Three: OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

Tonight is going to be a colossal night on American Idol. Katharine, Taylor and Elliot are going to face off in a match to the death to see who advances to next week’s finale.
OK, maybe not to the death, but who do you think would win if American Idol was more like American Gladiator?
Taylor has the crazy moves, but Elliot has youth on his side. Plus, can Taylor land a kick? Katharine looks like she may have a little Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in her, but will the high-flying kicks and chops be enough?
Here’s how I think it would go down. Taylor would come out kicking and screaming, immediately taking on Elliot. Elliot would defend himself, but would be quickly subdued by Taylor’s antics. Taylor would have a hard time beating up a lady, because he’s got some class, so Katharine would give him a kapow! with some high heeled boots (that were made for walking) and Taylor would be down for the count.
Out of nowhere comes Kellie Pickler with two giant ‘sall-mons’ swinging in her hands.
“Wait, this wasn’t in the script,” Ryan says. The seal-like Paula Abdul sees the fish and goes nutzoid, knocking down (and knocking out) Katharine and taking down Pickler. Could it be? Paula Abdul is the next American Idol? Only if she’s a cold hearted snake.
Thank goodness American Idol is a singing competition. Stop by tomorrow as I overanalyze the final three’s performances.

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