American Idol...The freaks have arrived

Ah, the untalented! It sure is grand when they willingly show up on TV, sing their hearts out, fail in front of a room of three judges and sign a release form to make their failure public.
American Idol, welcome back!
While I enjoy that a Madison girl made it through to Hollywood, I really enjoyed the evening’s failures even more.
Apollo Creed singing opera? Classic. The juggler with an attitude? Priceless. The girl who sang like the Cowardly Lion? A clip worth of airing over, and over, and over!
But possibly the best moment of the show, was the last, when the American Idol superfan, and a graduate of a college level voice program, who was dressed like a worn out Cure fan, flopped and had the lapse in judgement to ask Simon what she could do to improve.
His advice: “Leave.”

Nice. Idol returns tonight with more, I’ll be watching, will you?