Jessica Simpson: Publicist

IMDb is reporting Jessica Simpson has taken over her own public relations duties after the media fallout surrounding her relationship with singer John Mayer.
In an interview with Jane magazine, Simpson said she called all of the tabloid heads and told them no one else will be speaking for her.
I imagine when Simpson starts writing her own press releases they will look something like this:

LOS ANGELAS: Jessica Simpson is announsing she will begin a ture in supporte of her lateliest CD, A Public Affair.
Simpson, the star of stage and screan, said she is very excited about the new toure, and hopes to reach out to awl of her fands.
“I really like the people who like my music,” Simpson recently said. “Ashlee stop it. This is serious. Hey, it that John in there with you.”
“No,” Ashlee - Jerk - Simpson said. “I didn’t steal your boyfriend. La La.”
“Ashlee, now look what you made me rite. Uh...,” Jessica said.
Anyway, the new Jessica Simpson tour, with no pain-in-the-butt Ashlee, will begine sune and tickets will be availableble at Turketmustar.

Jessica, maybe you should pay someone.

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