Ummmm.

What was that?
Four of the contestants forgot to bring it to American Idol tonight, including two of it's most solid performers. Katharine and Taylor tanked. What were they thinking?
Geez, act like you want it. To be fair, they both just picked the wrong song, but there's only a couple of weeks left. Here's the rule. Whitney Houston songs are out of the running. That's like the star of a WB sitcom giving Shakespeare a try. It ain't gonna work.
And then there's Kellie. This was the second week in a row Ms. Sall-mon blew it big time. Paris was forgettable.
Chris and Elliot were the only ones who went for it. Elliot worked it out. Chris, as much as I hate to say this, kicked it up a notch. A whole notch.
Bottom three. Katharine, Kellie and Paris - with Taylor as an alternate for Paris. I think this week, Kellie is going to get pickled (I've been waiting to use that one).
Now that I have your attention, are there any women in the music business anymore. American Idol certainly has used a lot of men this season to guide the contestants. A female artist would be nice. (Shakira doesn't count because she only performed.)
A lot of women have albums they would like to promote. Why not get one of them? It's nice to see that Stevie Wonder and a few members of Queen are still alive, but is one woman too much to ask for?
Cathy Dennis isn't doing anything (except living off of the residuals from the American Idol theme and "All Night Long (Touch Me)." Cat Power would be good. Heck, even Ashlee Simpson would have been fine - she could have told the contestants what not to do.
Well, maybe next week.